zodiacsociety: Cancerian in the bedroom.
Cancerian in the bedroom.
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zodiacsociety: Cancer Zodiac Facts
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Booty, booty, booty, booty, and booty. =D
YUP.
MEGAMIND BLUE DICKS TENTS BOOTY
BASICALLY.
/loves on
ragnaroktopus: fuckyeahpervyfangirls: #beauty queen just...
shinykari: Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and...
Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:
Yeah except Kuzco actually had some rocking character development, and these guys… *sigh* yeah, they won’t… XD
A CD FILLED WITH THE BOOTY SONG, a monster dildo, black eyeliner, ball-jointed doll, and the Megamind DVD.
AWW BB~
anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
causally: izkyoot: that tiny tail 画
that tiny tail 画
bookofmorgan: i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you've caused in a lifetime i...
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you've caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
alegbra: have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
lyndsayfaye: ayumisutcliff: hulksmashmouth: hallowsandbowties:...
Today in gym we were going to play a game which was basically a giant bouncy ball (seriously, its got like a 4 foot diameter) that you push, roll, bounce, kick, hit, etc. from side to side. When you hit the other team's wall you get a point. A majority of the class played kickball in the other room, but about twenty of us played this game (big ball battle pushing)
When we walked into the activity room my gym teacher split us up girls and boys. It was a team or eight boys, and then 15 or so of us girls. The boys were playing four on four. But, we would have to share the court, so there would be a five minutes of play and then we would switch from girls to boys and vice versa.
This was complete bullshit. So I let him know that. I asked him why. Why. Why can't we play with guys? He goes to tell me that it is because guys are aggressive and we could get hurt. So I yelled about how girls can be aggressive, and guys can be not aggressive. He said letting us play with boys could get him fired and that it was a liability. I can't bite my tongue so I yelled "BULLSHIT. Is it not a liability for guys to get hurt? Do you not care about them? Why are we so fragile? Just tell me!" He says he is only doing it "for our safety", and I should thank him.
That was when I completely lost my shit. I yelled about how he is not protecting us from anything. He is contributing to a culture where girls are seen as weak and fragile, and should be scared of guys who are strong and aggressive. A culture where we shouldn't even be playing sports in gym but since we have to lets make it easy for them because they are girls. A culture where guys feel this need to be insanely manly, and if they aren't they're weak and gay- which is also an insult in this culture. He is contributing to a culture where women are subservient and weak to men, and we should thank him. I should thank him. I was screaming and yelling.
My gym teacher then said If i don't want to play with just girls I can leave and play kickball in the other room. I said no, I'm going to stay and play. I knew if I left, probably some of the girls would leave with me and even some the guys (everyone was looking at me and hearing this conversation- I mean I was fucking screaming), but that would prove his point when I could prove mine.
While my teacher was in the other room getting the balls, I gathered up all the girls and got us all to decide we would play as hard and aggressive as we possibly could. So that is what we did.
We ended up all punching, pushing, yelling. kicking, body-slamming, shoving, insulting, and running as much and as hard as we could. It was great. We all, on both teams got sweaty and red. Whenever someone fell we would help them up or they would get up themselves.
Two girls had to go to the nurse, but they were smiling as they walked out. I got slammed on the floor twice and bruised my hip. One girl had to sit out because she got hit on the head. Another girl scraped her knee, and kept playing. The best part is not once did anyone complain, we all sucked up the pain and high fived each other and yelled "FUCK YEAH OVARIES!!".
We all, especially me, would make really sassy and sarcastic remarks to the teacher. He would stop the game because we were being rough and not playing "ladylike" and we would say something along the lines of "oh how else will i attract someone get married and pop out babies, i must be ladylike or else I can't fulfill my purpose on earth" "you're right! i'm so weak, this hurts" and "wait, are we being too aggressive for you? I'm sorry" (my personal favorite was "oh my gosh, this hurts my uterus to act like a guy, I'm I'm I'm melting" in a wicked witch of the west voice).
A couple of the guys even jumped in to play with us and he stopped them but the guys would jump in and get beat up by these girls and just high five the girl who hit them. They would also accidentally hit the ball into the teacher while he reffed, and we all would try to *accidentally* get the teacher in the middle of the action so he could see the "aggression" head first.
After the games he complained about the violence and I asked "sorry, were we aggressive?" and he said the reason we got hurt was because we are girls.
No. We did not get hurt because we are girls. We got hurt because we were ferocious. Not because it just happens to be easier to hurt a girl. He would not accept the fact that we were aggressive. That girls are equal to guys in that aspect.
During the final goal, i realized I got what I wanted. All the guys were playing with us, despite him pushing them to the sidelines-they would just hop back in. When we won, we all cheered and celebrated; guys and girls, from both teams. In my gym class people never talk to each other outside of one or two of their friends and we were all united for the first time.
After the game, I helped this guy put the big bouncy ball back. And whoops I let it slip and hit the teacher with it. And whoops I kinda did that twice. and said:
"im sorry
oops im sorry
you're right
this is dangerous i shouldnt sport
i should go back to cooking and cleaning
like a true modern woman should"
Anyways, There is no one message to end this massive story with I just wanted to share. I'm also going to share with my principal Tuesday when I am back at school, I'll update you guys on that later.
I also want to say to all the girls (and guys) out here. If you see shit going down that is ignorant, oppressive, or just flat out rude and against what you stand for- be it feminism or anything else- you have to stand up to make a change. It is little random acts of defiance from the bullshit standards we live under that change them.
Keep Fighting, Guys!!
Prove people wrong.
A+
Ayumisutcliff: *claps violently* Brilliant!
Not weak. Not fragile.
28, 34
28. Coffee or espressos? Hmmm… Probably just plain coffee c:
34. Spring or Fall? Why? I'll pick fall/autumn… Probably because I love the warm colours (even if it IS fuck freezing XD)
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: My baby brother's first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they...
My baby brother's first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."
He was ten.
ooh these are fun ones
1. What is your middle name?2. Are you wearing makeup?
3. What colour is your toothbrush?
4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
5. What does your hair product smell like?
6. Where would rather be right now?
7. What is the temperature outside?
8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
9. What is the funniest word you know?
10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter 'M'
11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
15. What is your favourite accent?
16. How did you celebrate the new year?
17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
18. Do you like fish?
19. What is your most used tag?
20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
26. Describe your dream partner's eye colour
27. What do you order at diners?
28. Coffee or espressos?
29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
31. What type of music player do you own?
32. Describe your favourite painting
33. What was the best present you have ever received?
34. Spring or Fall? Why?
35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
37. What colour is your underwear?
38. Favourite perfume scent?
39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
44. Glasses or contacts?
45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
46. Where is your nearest television?
47. What is your favourite vegetable?
48. When was the last time you drank milk?
49. What was your lowest grade in school?
50. Are you using Google chrome?
reshiham: I give your performance a 10… on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell
I give your performance a 10…
on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell
sociopath-has-the-phonebox: teaandbiscuitsplease: casaeroticas: whenever i watch a show with my...
whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing
they're never as awed as they should be tbh
omg i thought i was the only one who did this
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